It’s been awhile. Upstairs Neighbor, you moved out a few weeks ago. I was sad to see you go, because we had a good thing going. However, something unusual has happened. Either A) No one has replaced you yet, B) You have been replaced by a ghost, or C) New Upstairs Neighbor is quiet – and virtually weightless. I do hear the occasional footstep…or furniture spring…but generally at weird times. And that’s all I hear. If someone is up there, I can live with this situation.
Corner Neighbor – you and your loud Latin tunes (that I can hear in my room when your doors and windows are closed), are moving OUT! No more 3am serenades! No more loud phone conversations! No more parties! Unless – you are moving in upstairs. If this is the case, we’re gonna have problems. I really don’t know how your upstairs neighbors coped with your nonsense. At least you finally learned to shut up when I turned out the lights.
Now….if only the Upstairs Corner Neighbor on the other side would decide which car he wants to have…and remove the one he doesn’t use from it’s prime parking place where it sits for days and months on end….we’ll be in business.